We named our party play list daddy issues
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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