is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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