He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
