god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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