Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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