I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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