I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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