He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Randomize