umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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