i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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