she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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