with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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