Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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