we're blogging at a bar
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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