the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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