Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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