We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wish you could order shots online.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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