so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize