I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
