i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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