I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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