I'm lost and stupid without you.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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