In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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