I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
wow bdsm is so cute
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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