I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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