You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
