And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
All I want is dick and wine.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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