who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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