S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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