dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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