is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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