Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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