Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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