Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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