playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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