But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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