I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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