dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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