Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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