i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Enjoy the penises
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
