Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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