For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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