Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I checked into jail on foursquare
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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