I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You surviving the open bar?
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I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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