is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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