dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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