Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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