Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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