Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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