Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So apparently I’m into choking now
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