And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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