I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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