he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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